Dearest Collector,

Trading Card Games face a challenge. Locusts sate quivering mandibles with two-ply cardstock at rates that exponentiate by more orders of infinity each day. Your chase cards -- fresh-pressed, plump with the gods' ichor, still steaming with ink's acrid vapors -- vanish in the frenzy. Local game store displays whistle a low tone like echoing canyons of empty mirrors. Convention halls drown in the din of angry brawls, as fellow collectors turn on one another, elbows to nose, knee to groin, clamoring for the latest sealed drop. How are you to compete? How will you complete your master set -- let alone a single page? Is there no mode of distribution that can serve the individual and the masses alike?

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• non-fungible
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